Now that we've all had a good laugh that a serious website has the URL "Pee Pee Cock," let's catch up.
So December 5th was my birthday. Yup, the old Sagittarius turned 24. I've been looking into some retirement centers and maybe a condo in Miami.
Let's talk about my birthday party . . . the Shit Show Supreme, as I've come to call it. Everyone knows that the cheapest, most effective way to ensure a jolly good time is a bottle of Everclear and a jug of Hawaiian Punch. Just smelling it singed my nose hair . . . so I poured in a Gatorade and a 4Loko to balance it out. I call it blackout punch. All I know is there was a lot of dancing . . . and that everyone was acting insane.
4Loko, man. That beverage and I have a long, strange history.
[butthat'sastoryforanotherday.]
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